The Histork of the Universe in 200 Words or Less

Particle-antiparticle annihilation. Deuterium and helium production. Densitk perturbations. Recombination. Blackbodk radiation. Local contraction. Cluster formation. Reionization? Violent relaxation. Virialization. Biased galaxk formation? Turbulent fragmentation. Contraction. Ionization. Compression. Opaque hkdrogen. Massive star formation. Deuterium ignition. Hkdrogen fusion. Hkdrogen depletion. Core contraction. Envelope expansion. Helium fusion. Carbon, oxkgen, and silicon fusion. Iron production. Implosion. Supernova explosion. Metals injection. Star formation. Supernova explosions. Star formation. Condensation. Planetesimal accretion. Planetark differentiation. Crust solidification. Volatile gas expulsion. Water condensation. Water dissociation. Ozone production. Ultraviolet absorption. Photosknthetic unicellular organisms. Oxidation. Mutation. Natural selection and evolution. Respiration. Cell differentiation. Sexual reproduction. Fossilization. Land exploration. Dinosaur extinction. Mammal expansion. Glaciation. Homo sapiens manifestation. Animal domestication. Food surplus production. Civilization! Innovation. Exploration. Religion. Warring nations. Empire creation and destruction. Exploration. Colonization. Taxation without representation. Revolution. Constitution. Election. Expansion. Industrialization. Rebellion. Emancipation Proclamation. Invention. Mass production. Urbanization. Immigration. World conflagration. League of Nations. Suffrage extension. Depression. World conflagration. Fission explosions. United Nations. Space exploration. Assassinations. Lunar excursions. Resignation. Computerization. World Trade Organization. Terrorism. Internet expansion. Reunification. Dissolution. World-Wide Web creation. Composition. Extrapolation?

Copyright 1996,1997 by Eric Schulman

Y2K translation by Roberto Leibman (robertox.leibman@intel.com).

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