The Hifstory of the Univerfe in 200 Wordf or Leff

Quantum fluctuation. Inflation. Expanfion. Ftrong nuclear interaction. Particle-antiparticle annihilation. Deuterium and helium production. Denfity perturbationf. Recombination. Blackbody radiation. Local contraction. Clufter formation. Reionization? Violent relaxation. Virialization. Biafed galaxy formation? Turbulent fragmentation. Contraction. Ionization. Compreffion. Opaque hydrogen. Maffive ftar formation. Deuterium ignition. Hydrogen fufion. Hydrogen depletion. Core contraction. Envelope expanfion. Helium fufion. Carbon, oxygen, and filicon fufion. Iron production. Implofion. fupernova explofion. Metalf injection. Ftar formation. Fupernova explofionf. Ftar formation. Condenfation. Planetefimal accretion. Planetary differentiation. Cruft folidification. Volatile gaf expulfion. Water condenfation. Water diffociation. Ozone production. Ultraviolet abforption. Photofynthetic unicellular organifmf. Oxidation. Mutation. Natural felection and evolution. Refpiration. Cell differentiation. Fexual reproduction. Foffilization. Land exploration. Dinofaur extinction. Mammal expanfion. Glaciation. Homo fapienf manifeftation. Animal domeftication. Food furpluf production. Civilization! Innovation. Exploration. Religion. Warring nationf. Empire creation and deftruction. Exploration. Colonization. Taxation without reprefentation. Revolution. Conftitution. Election. Expanfion. Induftrialization. Rebellion. Emancipation Proclamation. Invention. Maff production. Urbanization. Immigration. World conflagration. League of Nationf. Fuffrage extenfion. Depreffion. World conflagration. Fiffion explofionf. United Nationf. Fpace exploration. Affaffinationf. Lunar excurfionf. Refignation. Computerization. World Trade Organization. Terrorifm. Internet expanfion. Reunification. Diffolution. World-Wide Web creation. Compofition. Extrapolation?


Copyright 1996,1997 by Eric Schulman

Restoration English translation by Trenchcoat (trenchcoat@gsu.edu).

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