The History of the Universe in 6 Words or Less

Big Bang. Expansion. Contraction. Gnab Gib.

By Andrej Sorgo (, with help from Eric Schulman.

Warning: The history above assumes that the mass density of the universe is larger than 8 x 10^(-30) g/cc, which contradicts most current astronomical observations. YMMV. HAND. HYBT?
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