Two elderly residents, one male the other female, were sitting alone in the lobby of their nursing home one evening. The old man looked over and said to the old lady with a twinkle in his eye, "I know just what you are in the mood for, and for $5 I'll have sex with you right over there in that rocking chair." The old lady looked surprised but did not say a word. The old fella continued, "For $10 I'll do it with you on that nice soft sofa in the corner, but for $20 bucks I'll take you back to my room, light some candles, and give you the most romantic evening you've ever had in your life!" The lady still says nothing, but after a few minutes, starts frantically digging in her purse. She pulls out a crumpled $20 bill and holds it up, she now grinning as well. "So, you want the romantic evening in my room," says the old guy. "Get serious," she replies. "I want it four times in that rocking chair!" posted by beverly 9:07 AM~_~ Comments. . .
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