Reverse a Word's Uttered Nonsense

"Uttered Nonsense"

Send us your mangled quotes, sayings, or cliches immediately, if not yesterday. We'll publish the best ones, with your byline, here. --Narhymer Reason, "Uttered Nonsense" editor

"The stand-in was a stand-out." --The Gypsy

"The stand-in was a stand-out in her step-ins." --Narhymer Reason, "Uttered Nonsense" editor

"As Harpo Marx once said, '.........' " --frandamady

"Why don't you go out and play? You've been lying around all day staring at the ceiling." --Michelangelo's mother [by Rephah Berg]

"Squeeze into your cheerleader costume, mother, we're goin' to the class reunion!" --Narhymer Reason

"Don't bother me with logic, I'm trying to think!" --MadForKrill

"My shoes are sensible. It's my judgment that isn't." --Rephah Berg

"You can take the boy out of the country, but you can't wash goat grease out of your shorts." --Janet, Key Klub Night Manager

"Jenny dissed me." --Al "Bronco" LaGuardia

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