He has an Adams apple that isn't an apple
Two calves that never make a cow
Twenty nails that never hold a board
A chest that couldn't hold linnen
Two tits that don't give milk
A button that doesn't button
Two balls that won't roll
An ass that can't pull a plow
An organ that can't play music
And what are you smilin at ??????
You got a pussy that can't catch mice!!!
