sweet, and very polite.
One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open.
When leaving the room she said, “Oh, Mr. Smith,
did you know that your barracks door is opened?”
He didn’t understand her remark, but later on,
he happened to look down and saw his zipper open.
He decided to have fun with his secretary;
calling her in he asked, “By the way, Miss Jones,
when you saw my barracks door open this morning,
did you see a soldier standing at attention?”
The secretary, who was quite witty replied,
“Why no, Mr. Smith, all I saw a was a little disabled
veteran sitting on two duffle bags.”
