All night long, soot in the chimneys, smelly socks,
Cross dogs, shot at, mistaken for a stork, driving
all night in a snow storm, damn near got killed by
a 747, Mrs. Claus pissed off 'cause I got in too late.
And thats not all,
Donner & Blitzen and Rudolf got the shits over
Alburquerque and you should see my suit.
The damn elves won't clean the sleigh unless I pay
them double time.
I am sick of cookies and milk, and could vomit
. The only highball I had, is when I slipped getting
out of the sleigh.
My prostate is giving me hell, pissed my pants at
20,000 feet and froze to the seat.
Allergic to pine needles, and I itch all over.
I think my hemorrhoids are back
HO HO HO
MERRY CHRISTMAS MY ASS......
