1. A cat always hits the litterbox. 2. Better chance of training a cat. 3. You never have to spend time with your cats mother. 4. If you ask enough times, a cat may actually listen to you. 5. You can de-claw a cat...Try to get a guy to trim his toenails!! 6. It's ok if a cat rubs up against your best friend. 7. If a cat jumps into your lap, a little light petting will satisfy him. 8. A cat knows your the key to his happiness....A man thinks he is.