THIS PAGE IS FOR ALL THOSE OF US WHO HATE MINIVANS
THOSE UGLY BOXES THAT SEEM TO BE EVERYWHERE
DRIVEN BY WIMPY PEOPLE DOING EVERYTHING BUT DRIVING!
ANYONE WHO WOULD BUY A VEHICLE BASED ON THE NUMBER
OF CUP HOLDERS IS NOT A SERIOUS DRIVER!
WE OFTEN SEE THEM WITH TURN SIGNALS BLINKING FOR MILES
ON END.
IS THERE A DEFECT THAT PREVENTS THE SIGNAL FROM AUTOMATICALLY
SWITCHING OFF AFTER A TURN? IS THERE A DEFECT THAT
PREVENTS
THE DRIVER FROM SEEING THIS BLINKING LIGHT ON THE
CONTROL PANEL?
PERHAPS THEY ARE TOO BUSY YELLING AT THE KIDS, FEEDING
THE BABY,
TALKING ON THE CELL PHONE, EATING LUNCH, OR DECIDING
WHICH CUP
HOLDER TO USE.
WE OFTEN SEE THEM DARTING INTO TRAFFIC,SHOOTING OUT
OF PARKING
SPOTS AND SUDDENLY CHANGING LANES ON THE HIGHWAY.
"PEOPLE, THESE ARE NOT SPORTS CARS, DON'T BELIEVE EVERYTHING THE DEALER TELLS YOU!"