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Sitting Pretty - the Petsitting Alternative

La Belle Bovine

Poets from Thomas Gray to Robert Frost have sung her praise. Her bucolic beauty has been immortalized by such master painters as van Gogh and Mondrian. In India, she's cherished as a sacred creature. Her subtle humor has been captured in the wacky cartoons of Gary Larson. She's nurtured generations of children. Underappreciated, even ridiculed, she remains good-natured, gentle and unassuming.

Multitalented, dependable, yet enigmatic, the cow is much more than just a pretty face. The cud-chewing bovine grazing peacefully in the field may be easily dismissed as an insignificant relic of our rural past. Firmly rooted in life's slow lane, the cow remains proudly low-tech, but what would our world be like without her considerable contributions - a world without pizza with extra cheese, hot-buttered biscuits, or whipped cream-topped dessert? Every species has its own special charms, but the cow is truly the cream of the crop.

Cows come in a variety of colors, sizes, and breeds. While Europe claims some 40 to 50 breeds of cattle, a mere 6 major types reside in the U.S. - the Ayrshire, Brown Swiss, Guernsey, Holstein, Jersey, and Milking Shorthorn. All descended from the Bos longifrons and Bos primigenius (the original "Bossies"). My personal favorite is the Holstein, whose classic black and white design is so aesthetically pleasing against a quiet rural setting. They emigrated to the U.S. around 1630, accompanying human immigrants from their Dutch homeland. Because they often lived under the same roof as their human families in Holland, the Holsteins have a more civilized demeanor than their bovines cousins, and their production of lower fat milk may give them a competitive edge over others in this fat-obsessed age.

The Brown Swiss, of course, arrived on our shores from Switzerland; the sturdy Scotch Ayrshires arrived later, by way of Canada. The others are all of British extraction.

The cow's convoluted digestive system complements its complex, contemplative nature. Four stomachs, working in unison like a well-oiled motor, keeps the cow occupied with grazing and digesting pretty much full time. In fact, it takes 3 to 5 full days for food to be thoroughly processed through all 170 feet of intestine to produce a nitrogen-rich brand of "fertilizer."

Clearly the cow has a lot to think about as she munches her grass and takes in the scenery. Some people take her pensiveness as a sign of stupidity. In fact, it reflects her quiet dignity and sense of harmony with nature. Cars zip by, strangers come and go, but the important things in a cow's life generally stay put, so there's no need to rush. Cows usually keep their thoughts to themselves, but occasionally we can glimpse their inner lives if we take the time. In the delightful book About Cows, one Wisconsin native recalled how neighboring cows had lined up along the fence to listen to her sister play the organ, then quietly dispersed as soon as she stopped. Some modem dairy farmers are convinced that their music-loving bovines give better and more milk when they have their favorite tunes piped into the stables.

Since the 1920s The Laughing Cow has been the trademark for French cheese manufacturer Fromageries Bel and the famous Elsie the Cow (originally known as Flossie, then Bessie the Cow) trotted into the limelight in the 1930s as Borden's cartoon representative. A more corporeal and singularly cool cow, the sporty black and white sunglass-clad Easter became a TV celebrity, hawking Wisconsin tourism.

The artist Grant Wood, best known for his grim farm couple, reputedly stated that "All the good ideas I've ever had came to me while I was milking a cow," and cartoonist of the bizarre Gary Larson finds cows innately humorous. Cows have inspired artists from the anonymous prehistoric painters of the Lascaux caves to impressionists like van Gogh and contemporary artists including Picasso. Cows have figured in popular tunes from blues and jazz to country western and traditional "cowboy" songs. Film credits include co-starring roles with Buster Keaton (Go West), Harold Lloyd (The Milky Way), French star Fernandel (The Cow and I), and Billy Crystal (City Slickers), and countless supporting performances. Cows have been featured in verse from the famous cow who jumped over the moon to Spenser's epic The Foerie Queene.

On an otherwise quite Sunday evening on October 8,1871, possibly America's most notorious cow allegedly kicked over a lantern in the O'Leary barn, starting the fire that razed the great city of Chicago. Though there were no eyewitnesses, Mrs. O'Leary's mischievous cow probably deserves her infamy more than another gentle bovine forever associated with a fiery holocaust - Enola Gay. Paul Tibbets, who piloted the plane that bombed Hiroshima, named his aircraft after his mother's cow. Enola lived out her days peacefully grazing in an Iowa field, blissfully unaware of the bomb dropped from her namesake that wiped out four square miles of a city and annihilated more than 60,000 people.

According to Icelandic legend, Audumla, born from melting drops of primeval ice, licked the first god, Burl, free from a mass of salty ice. The bovine goddess suckled the giant Ymir, from whose flesh the earth was formed, with her four rivers of milk. Hindus praise the cow in hymns and reserve a high place for the holy beast in their sacred literature: "a radiance first came out of the Creator's face and later it was split into four parts - the Ved as, the Fire, the Cow and the Brahmin." Not bad company'!

Books to Read till the Cows Come Home

Teaching Old Cats Some New Tricks

Cats were born to be admired, the center of attention whenever they stroll onto the scene. So why are those canny canine showoffs hogging all the best parts on TV and the big screen? It seems those negative stereotypes of feline "temperament," "aloofness," and "untrainability" have been hounding Hollywood's aspiring cat thespians since the days of silent pictures. How many Cat Hepburns and Brad Pusses have had their dreams of stardom shattered while all the juiciest animal roles . . . well, go to the dogs?

The injustice really rubs Hollywood's top cats the wrong way. When asked about the problem, Morris III(the world's most famous feline), nearly spat in frustration at the persistence of these myths. "Show biz humans claim we're too independent and unreliable to learn our lines and meow on cue - that we hold up production stopping to groom our fur in the middle of a scene," the normally soft-spoken cat hissed. "It's not true at all!! We're totally professional on the set. Look at me, a simple shelter cat, like my predecessors [Morris I and II], and frankly, I'm a real pussycat to work with. That finicky business is just an act, and I bet Murray couldn't pull it off as well as me, even if he is the most popular mutt on TV.

"Cats are the number one pet in the nation, but you can count the felines you see on TV on one paw, and still have a few claws left over. It's an outrage!!"

Scott Hart, who coached some of the most successful working cat actors in the business, agrees. "All cats can be trained," he assured cat owners in a recent Cat Fancy interview. Karen Thomas, who works with the very high-profile and high-energy Friskies Cat Team, even recommends "professional" training for regular house kitties. Learning a few amusing tricks will keep them from becoming bored "feline couch potatoes." Hart adds that a trained cat handles stress and disturbing household changes better, too.

Anne Gordon, whose animal clients have appeared in Homeward Bound, Free Willy 2, and Northern Exposure (the famous Cicely moose), has written a helpful manual for coaching your feline companions at home. Packed with insider trade secrets for getting cat actors to perform cute cat tricks on cue, Show Biz Tricks for Cats (Adams Media Corp.) lays down two essential principles for working with cats: "You will never get a cat to do something it does not want to do" and "Pack loyalty is by no means a strong drive in cats . . . . punish a cat and it may never listen to you again." Keeping these golden rules in mind, a determined trainer is practically guaranteed success in teaching her furry little star any trick he really wants to learn.

As Salty, feline star of Caroline in the City, puts it, "Training a cat is never a waste of time. I've gotten hours of amusement from working with my trainer. And what's more important than having fun with your cat?"

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HORSE POWER

HORSE TALK

EQUINE SOCIAL LIFE

HORSE SENSE

Critter Sitters & Doggie Day Care Alternatives

As many pet owners know from experience, an animal left alone all day can be a very bored and unhappy pet. More than a few pouting pups and krazed kitties have welcomed their humans home with a mouthful of expensive upholstery or the remnants of the shredded living room drapes creatively arranged around their paws.

Fortunately, today's pet owners have several alternatives to leaving their pet pals home alone.

Sitters & Walkers
Pet sitters and dog (or even cat) walkers have become fairly common these days - a natural response to growing numbers of busy urban families, working couples, and pet owners who travel extensively. Professional dog walkers can be a godsend to the elderly or shut-ins, who can't exercise their companions adequately but value their friendship too much to give them up. But they also collect latchkey dogs for regular outings that combine healthy exercise with socialization opportunities.

Typically, a pet sitter visits prospective clients in advance to ensure compatibility. Pets don't have to go to a strange place or have their routine disrupted, but can be fed and cared for on their home turf. Your vet can probably recommend a local sitter or walker.

Doggie Day Care
An interesting new trend, originating in (where else?) California is day care centers for latchkey canines. According to director of San Diego's Best Friend Puppy Learning Center, Carol Schatz, pack animals like dogs feel safe and secure only in the presence of their pack members. Being alone all day is not only boring, it can fill them with anxiety and neurotic loneliness. Like their wolf ancestors, dogs need days filled with exercise, play, eating and sleeping, mutual grooming, and interaction with friends.

At day care centers like San Francisco's trailblazing Doggie Day Care, Animal Keeper in Encinitas, California, and Doggie Daycare in Williston, Vermont, dogs socialize, play, try out agility equipment, or brush up on their training whil owners go to work with peace of mind.

Pet Friendly Homes
Of course, not everyone can afford there options, so pet scientists have researched some interesting ways to spice up your home-bound pet's life on a shoestring budget.



The French [Poodle] Connection

Every July 14, the French celebrate their nation's independence with Bastille Day festivities. But for the other 364 days of the year, France's freedom loving spirit is represented in that quintessential urbane canine - France's national dog, the poodle


That dog-loving American wit, James Thurber, often wrote about his most beloved dog, the delightful standard poodle Christobel. Intelligent and dignified, she revealed the impish side of her gallic nature in her love of a good joke. If Thurber dropped a particularly bon mot, she would not only laugh heartily, she'd glance over her shoulder at Mrs. Thurber, as if to let her in on the joke.

In his definitive poodle study, Mackey Irick categorizes the poodle's intelligence as unique in dogdom, not so much because he's smarter but because he thinks more like humans than other dogs. Perhaps the poodle is more finely tuned than other breeds.

Smart and sassy, urbane and witty, the sophisticated poodle epitomizes the best of its adopted country. Its true origins may be lost in history - Germany and Russia have been suggested - but the poodle's special savoir faire and joie de vivre mark it as French at heart. Cosmopolitan down to the roots of his wooly fur, the poodle's sturdy water-retrieving heritage is strictly French provincial. Here's how Irick summarizes the breed:

"The Poodle is a gentleman with all the reserve, dignity and delicacy of feeling the word implies . . . . He makes up his mind about you in his world and very seldom changes his idea about your worth."


How very French!

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